More Pros for retirement

[starone]

Why Do I Like Retirement !!!

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time

Question: What is the common term for someone who
enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the
basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their
adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back
to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents..

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't
miss work, but misses the people he used to
work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

And, my very favourite.....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING.....
Saturday & Sunday, I rest.


SERENITY

[marval]

I love it Star lol

[tonyav]

Although I am not a ritiree, I like the sound of them.

[granny grump]

The only con according to granddadgrump is that you don't get bank holidays off - by the way I'm NUTS

[craft1948]

After 5 years I still haven't got the hang of it as I still look forward to weekends ................

[tenrec]

Some good ones there Starbucks.