Please keep fingers crossed for ASBO!

[Barmaid]

Unfortunately ASBO has eaten something caustic which has blistered his mouth. I took him to the vets tonight as he was salivating beyond words. He had an antibiotic shot to deal with the blisters in his mouth and I am meant to give him pain killers. Unfortunately (and despite my strict instructions to the contrary), whilst I was preparing the nursery wing, no 1 step son let him out. So now poorly ASBO is at large and his Slave is feeling quite helpless and bereft!

[marval]

It sounds good, get better soon ASBO.

[nungate]

Glad to hear your news, keep us posted as to how he's getting on over the next few days won't you?

[Arti]

Who is 'his Slave'?

[askyourgran]

All the best BM, hope he recovers soon.

[Psybbo]

Well done ASBO, he knows he's got his slave trained now and will pretend to be poorly until the prawns stop coming

[woofgang]

Thats excellent news.

[chi-chi66]

glad he seems to be on the mend Barmaid..xx

[wolf63]

ASBO - demand freshly caught mice for breakfast. Slave will have to go out and get it for you, this will allow you extra time in your bed. xx

[Buenchico]

Arti seems to be in need of a dictionary to provide a translation!

"owner" in (sadly misguided) human language = "slave" in cat language.

[boxtops]

How are you this morning, ASBO?

[Barmaid]

For those who wished him well and those who asked about his progress

Firstly, thank you.

Secondly, ASBO was caught on the house roof last night. I shut him in the spare room on the second floor with bed, food, litter tray etc, to keep him in. About midnight, I went up to see how he was to find him sitting on the roof of the house (I left the velux window open - how he got up there, I have no idea). But he was very pleased with himself.

He has eaten some biscuits today, but mainly is ENJOYING

[Barmaid]

What happened there?!

Mainly enjoying his diet of king prawns, chicken broth and milk. He also follows his slave round like a shadow.

I think he'll be just fine. just another life marked off though!!! Silly boy.

[SlackAlice]

That's brill! Cat are natural escape artists. He's obviously better and got you well under control.

☺☺☺

[EDDIE51]

How many of his 9 lives has the little rascal got left ?

[wolf63]

I think that Arnie and ASBO need to go out in their own little pack - Arnie can stop ASBO doing stupid stuff and ASBO can offer Arnie back-up in his vendetta against the idiotic human who has the cowardly GSD.

My little Princess Merlin the stupid would willingly come and give the guys extra feline fighting power - beating the crap out of her brother is just too easy these days.

[Grandma_Yiddo]

That is wonderful news about Asbo, I'm so pleased for the Master and his Slave.

[ruthann58]

so glad hes ok , i have been a way for a few days so only just seen this xx

[askyourgran]

Really glad he's on the mend Barmaid, hate to think he's been poisoned.