Have I missed the point?

[Sqad]

Over the past 18months or so, we have had several posts whereby husband or wife have wished their partner..."happy birthday" on AB....so one must assume that the only way to congratulate is by email, assuming that they no longer live together.

In the "old days" one would go into the bedroom with a cup of tea and a card and say "happy birthday darling". Old fashioned eh?

[gness]

Long as he doesn`t ping the latex gloves. God, I hate pinging latex gloves.

[albaqwerty]

Stethoscope's safe, it's the ear-probe which has me worried.

[askyourgran]

I'm OK with the little reflex hammer if he whips that out, anything else and I'm not sure. But late or not Happy Birthday Sqad you are another year grumpier. Enjoy the sunshine where you are it's not brilliant here.

[gness]

Stirrup revenge could be fun.

[RATTER15]

Gness >>Ladies.....wouldn`t you just love to take Sqad into the darkened room to help him lighten up? Ratter could watch.<<

Do you mind if I pass on that one!!

Sqad could watch the video of my colonoscopy for a birthday treat.

[emmie]

do you reckon it's his bedside manner, or does he always walk that way....

[Ann]

No reply from Sqad - hee hee perhaps he's a bit embarrassed? (Not!)

[emmie]

One G&T too many perhaps

[lcg]

bagsy the speculum!!!! x

[joeluke]

The very same people who live their 'lives' out on social media sites, posting dross such as "Just having a cuppa"


You know who you are

[gness]

Speculum fight!!!!!!!