The Joke Club

[Flyhalf]

A young man is invited along to the 75th anniversary dinner of the Joke Club.
Once they reach the port and cigars stage, one member takes to his feet and announces "I propose Number 23". The guest asks why there was a hush in some quarters -the explanation was that the Gen. Secretary's wife left him for his best friend only the previous month.
Next up, Number 62 is proposed, to much applause. This time it is explained that they all love someone who can take a joke against himself.
The Chairman eventually rises, and says "to wind up proceedings, I will now propose Number 75". Much cheering, whistling and stamping of feet - the bewildered guest asks why.
His host explains "we haven't heard that one before"

[marval]

lol

[sunny-dave]

Lobster ?

[starone]

tee-hee.