I am Offended!

[mrs_overall]

I pride myself on my culinary skills and this weekend I am hosting a dinner party for a fairly posh couple. (I know, I know, you are asking yourselves why a posh couple are socialising with me). I don't know them particularly well so I texted them to ask if they both like fish as I was thinking of cooking monkfish for the main course. I've just had a text back saying they like fish, but not tinned tuna.
As if I would serve up tinned tuna for a main course. Blooming cheek!

[mrs_overall]

Oi craft - I have a very sensitive disposition I'll have you know.

Honest!

[Psybbo]

Never??????

[mrs_overall]

Note to self: knock sibton off the Christmas card list

[lcg]

mr kicker is highly amused by the dilemma, harrumphing and responses. he has stated, mrs o, that you may still be overreaching yourself. you are going to provide the noodle with a pot???? x

[mrs_overall]

I'm not sure about a pot noodle -it may be too complicated.I might resort to a starter of "cup a soup with a twist"

[Psybbo]

Do you think you will tell them what you dislike when they invite you for the return meal?

[cathfromsaron]

they may have thought that you could be making salad nicoise or whatnot?

or sandwiches?

have apron, three curlers in and slippers on when they arrive?

[boxtops]

cath, I was just going to say "salad nicoise starter" - you beat me to it!

[cathfromsaron]

lol x

[ttfn]

'fairly posh' or otherwise, I should laugh my socks off if they frequented this site, mrs_o ;)))))))))))))))))))

[mrs_overall]

I would serve salad nicoise as a starter, but never as a main at a dinner party.

So there!

[flobadob]

Serve them tinned salmon. They didn't say anything about tinned salmon.

[Traci66]

Did you know that pilchard butties actually turn green within a couple of hours of being made?

[mrs_overall]

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh