This Weekend... In Headlines

[AB Editor]

Morning,

It seems that stuff went down this weekend.

Could someone please summarize each individual drama for me. If you'd like challenge then please attempt to present it in the form of a tabloid headline - or, alternatively, as a haiku:

Answerbank Ed has
Trouble telling wheat from chaff;
Begs for head-line

[anneasquith]

ernie, won the open. an aber had a birthday. most abers had sunday lunch of roast beef.

[Eve]

Erm...I've not been about on here much this weekend so my main headline would have to be UFO related! Maybe sitting outside a nice bar in the sunshine was the best place to be if things have been kicking off.