Gness have you

[Psybbo]

a plumber locked in your loo? He's been awol since Thursday

[gness]

There have been comments about our absence at the same time Sibton. I will have a look later.;-)

[gness]

No, no-one there now Sibton but there is a trail of condoms up the garden path and a battered machine in the hedge?????????

[sunny-dave]

Battered Machine - is there a chip shop in your garden ?

[Psybbo]

Used??????

[gness]

No Dave, but considering a Pizza Hut. :-)

[petal54]

too much information

[gness]

Lord I hope not Sibton....I`ve gathered them up.

[Psybbo]

I hope you had marigolds on

[gness]

Pointed stick and back in the packets Sibton.

[sunny-dave]

"This chewing gum tastes awful"

[gness]

It`ll last you though.

[lady-janine]

has anyone checked A&E at the local hospital or failing that murraymits abode?

[sunny-dave]

Tony has taken murray on as an apprentice it seems ...

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q4uKlW5vVHU/0.jpg

[gness]

Mmmmm....Murray is a bit quiet.

[gness]

Tony will only get something stuck in those big clips Dave.

[lady-janine]

lol @ dave. that doesn't look quite the right shape for someon known as "the mauler"