Tee-hee at 3

[albaqwerty]

well why not?

Dee tootled to Selfridges and Rowan baked yesterday.

Have cheese, fruit and plain scones (and a bottle of red in the corner for Barmaid)
Gin is in the usual place Crafty :-)

[Kiki-frog]

Hmmm, don't know about that, Tilly. Alba might be cross with us for leaving her thread in an untidy state

[Nibble]

It may be a while before he gets up. We'll carry on but no russelling the gate

[Duncer]

What do you call an Irish dentist?

[Nibble]

Phil M'Cavity

[Duncer]

And an Irish pervert?

[Kiki-frog]

I think you might have to tell us, Duncer

[Tilly2]

Sorry, just been to put my curtains back up. Where are we?

Irish pervert? No sorry, not child friendly that one.

[Kiki-frog]

And I certainly never saw that one in Whizzer & Chips

[lady-janine]

sorry i'm a bit late but had to guard the patio by sitting outside with a book to read. baked an almond cake this morning-shall i bring that along with me?

[Tilly2]

I think everyone's gone home lady-j.

[lady-janine]

thanks for letting me know tilly. i'll just have to go back to the patio then.

[Kiki-frog]

Everyone apart from the dead man under the tree, of course

[Tilly2]

We don't know if he's dead for sure. Has anyone checked his pulse?

[Kiki-frog]

Not me! Maybe we could just tie a ribbon round him and leave him as a thank-you present for our hostess

[Tilly2]

'Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.'

Is he a lumberjack? Did he fall? Was he pushed?

[Duncer]

Pat McGroyne - sorry, been to Tesco for wine and Cobra.

[Tilly2]

We still haven't found out the name of the dead, and now probably rotting in the heat, man under the tree.