Are you absentminded?

[abstibus]

What's the silliest thing you've ever done?

[Prudie]

coke in tea and milk in gin (that was a waste)

[albaqwerty]

lol My mother once got into the wrong car. My uncle (her brother) had given her a lift to the shops. She did what she had to do, got into identical car parked behind my uncle's. He couldn't drive for half an hour due to the tears.

[sunny-dave]

Back in the days of 'Ford only uses three key designs', I got as far as actually starting the wrong Ford Anglia ....

[ChuckFickens]

I've gone to the wrong place of work shortly after changing jobs, I just went onto auto pilot on the way to work and it was only when I was walking across the car park towards the building it suddenly dawned on my "I don't work here any more"

[sunny-dave]

I did once try to rid off on a motorbike that still had a socking great chain securing the rear wheel to a bollard ... very amusing (at least for the onlookers who had failed to alert me to the fact)

[daisya]

Ouch Dave, you see things like that on "You've been Framed"

[Kiki-frog]

Cat food in Mr Frog's mug, sugar in the cat's bowl. It was first thing in the morning

[Duncer]

Many years ago when I worked shifts in the Mater hospital I woke up with a hangover and noticed that it was twenty past eight. In a state of panic I jumped into the shower, speed-washed, then dressed and ran for the bus. Ten minutes later the bus dropped me outside the aforementioned hopspital and I ran in at about two minutes to nine, and thankfully on time.

Very much on time. Such was my befuddled hungover state I had forgotten I was on a two to ten shift that day.