of an idyllic village green set up for its annual fete. Mrs_o overlording it, craft in the fortune teller's tent advising divorce, mamyalynne already administering first aid to an injured tony, gness doling out refreshments, dave damaging the green with his huge motorbike, Lie-in-King selling raffle tickets, excelsior-1 painting faces, Stoke taking bets............... did it happen?
The village fete in Answerbank Under the Wold (twinned with Balls Falls, Ontario) did happen and descended into chaos.
Excelsior was removed from the kiddies face painting after several parents complained that their pre-school offspring now resembled Vegas hookers.
There were numerous arrests and these included:
The village spiv...