How Much?...

[Jemisa]

A woman walks into a very expensive shop selling Persian rugs.
She sees a nice rug and walks over to look at it. As she bends to inspect the rug she lets out a loud f@rt. Embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone has noticed.

As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good morning Madam, how may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Madam if you f@rted just looking at it, you're going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price.

[tonyav]

Big LOL, I like it Jem.

[maggiebee]

An oldie but a goldie. Brings a smile to my face every time.Thanks Jem.

[Jemisa]

Ooooooo!! Thanks Tony, What? & you're not going to report me??

Jem

[tonyav]

Not on this occasion Jem lol, ( although I may have done if it had been a man and not a woman buying the rug lol).

[Jemisa]

Tony... Heaven forbid! (lol)

jem

[tonyav]

LOL.

[starone]

Made me really lol jem.

[marval]

lol