A lady just moved to a new house, meets her next door neighbour for a chat over the garden fence.
All of a sudden she says, oh Christ here comes my husband. The neighbour says oh look he has brought you a lovely bunch of flowers.
Oh not again she says. What is wrong with that her neighbour asks??
It means I will have to spend the weekend on my back with legs wide open and in the air.
No need for that the neighbourly lady says, I can lend you a vase till you get sorted.