In the middle of a gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.
The French gynaecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - et was like a melon!"
The English gynaecologist replied, "Don't be absurd, it could not have been that big, my good man, she could not have been able to walk if it was."
To which the French gynaecologist responded, "Aaah, you English, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size ... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."