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The birds & the Bees (Adult)

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Jemisa | 13:56 Mon 06th Aug 2012 | Jokes
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her 6 yr old daughter walks in.

“Mummy, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mummy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mummy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, sweetheart.The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my love. Jewelry.”
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Putting the word ADULT in brackets would just make me more curious if I were a kid. I would look at it anyway but Jem is doing the right thing by warning us of the content.
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I put 'Adult' Craig for my own satisfaction. Some people would rather be warned if it was a dirty joke. then they have the option whether to open it or not.
Do you or anyone rather me not do it then?
I think the Joke police would rather I did.

jem
The Joke Police? I have not heard of them. Are they anything like the Spelling Police or are they worse?
Obviously an American gold-digger.
Reminds me of saveloy and chips , when i was at school
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Yes jonny there are joke police or census if you like. You've seen the "Answer Removed" signs the 'Joke Police' do that. I too have had my whole jokes removed before. (the fairies dont do that ya know) The Ed. will tho.
You'll have to pay more attention.

Jem :)
Censors please - the Spelling Police might arrest you !
Tee hee I liked it. Not only that jem but if you put adult by your joke then anyone who takes offence at naughty jokes know they need not bother to read them.
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So you approve then Starbi?

jem
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Oooo Roger! Chase me with your truncheon... :)

jem
good one
Like it jem,

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