It was said that the more often a man made love the happier he was. Somebody conducted a survey to prove the theory. He asked all those who made love at least 3 times a week to stand. They all looked such a happy bunch when they stood up. He then asked for all those who made love weekly to stand. They were not quite as happy as the first bunch. He then asked all those who made love monthly to stand and they did not look particularly happy at all. Very pleased with how the survey was going he wanted to finally prove his point and asked for anyone who only made love once a year to stand. A little old man with a huge grin on his face stood and he was the happiest of the lot. This completely disproved the theory until the little old man told him that tonight was the night.