Following on from Tilly's excellent thread....

[mrs_overall]

I posted this a couple of years ago but no harm in airing it again.
Invent the most ridiculous country & western song title you can.
Here are some real examples for inspiration:

http://www.tonmeister...ff/funny/country.html

[DTCwordfan]

And can we hear Debby Harry's "Sibton Kissing"

[gness]

Abbing 9 til 5.

[tonyav]

Them heartbreaking Irish Gals.

[mrs_overall]

My Gal is a Marval at Breaking Hearts and Safes

[mrs_overall]

Alba Seeing You at the Barn Dance

[tonyav]

Pass me a bucket, my barn is on fire.

[mrs_overall]

My Man is all Heart and Lard

(looking at no one in particular....honest)

[Psybbo]

I'm gonna get me a gun

[tonyav]

I'm so sorry, so sorry.

[humbersloop]

drop kick me jesus,through the goal posts of life

not on r and s obviously

[gness]

Ed Removed Ma Answer When Ma Doggie Died.

[mazie]

A Girl named Stan

[Psybbo]

mazie, mazie give me your answer do

[parkie]

Ma feet don't grow 'coz they're always in the shade. By Dolly Parton.

[dotty.]

we bury the hatchet, but leave the handle sticking out

[dotty.]

oh hang on.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduQpjuFLO0

[Mick-Talbot]

I love ewe so much my steer but you're always talking bullocks.