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Three babies were mixed up in the maternity ward

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lankeela | 17:29 Fri 10th Aug 2012 | Jokes
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The three fathers were asked to draw straws to choose one. The fathers were an Englishman, and Australian and a Pakistani. The Aussie drew the longest straw and went in to choose. He came out with a dark skinned baby and the other two looked at him in astonishment. He saw their faces and said 'sorry mate, one of those sprogs had to be a pommie and I wasn't taking any chances'
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Am I allowed to put that? Soon find out.....
17:30 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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LOL
17:31 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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Perfectly acceptable ! But then who am I to say ?
18:11 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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lol
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