I read the Spice Girls will be singing at the Olympic Closing Ceremony.

[ladybirder]

I think I'd almost rather have Macca back. What about you?

[Duncer]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Will Brand Beckham ever smile?

If she ate a tin of beans would she come out in lumps?

Does she have to jog about in the shower to get wet?

What is the difference betwen Victoria and a counterfeit American dollar?
The counterfeit dollar is a phoney buck!

[naomi24]

The Spice Girls might be past their sell-by date - I don't know - but there's no doubt Paul McCartney is! Please don't wheel him out again!

[LoftyLottie]

Yes they do Duncer - unfortunately. Talent doesn't come into it - it's what the majority want (and probably what would be the most light hearted) Could have been worse - might have been Cliff Richard, but then he has never been a favourite in many other countries.

Agree with you Baldric. (Never could stand Macca!!)

[LoftyLottie]

The other Spice Girls smile Duncer, so just ignore Mrs Beckham!!

[Duncer]

Lofty, I'm not sure I would agree that the majority want the Spicies. A straw poll in work turned up nobody who wanted them, although plenty wanted Wretch 32 and acts like that, so I'm glad nobody in a position to do something will hear the results of that vote.

[Duncer]

The other Spice Girls smile Duncer, so just ignore Mrs Beckham!!

If she wasn't such an arch self-publicist I might be able to.

I will never forget the night my good lady watched a docu-type programme about Sour faced Vicky moving to LA with David and she had a girl in to help with the chores, (in other words do them for her), and she said to her, "Every girl needs a fat friend like you" or words to that effect.

Even with all her money, good luck and privilege she couldn't resist being a catty bitch, probably because she knows deep down that she has no discernible talent.

[LoftyLottie]

A straw pole where Duncer?

As I said, I never did like them, but can see that they were representative of an era of British History. Personally, I would rather see Radiohead, or Elbow, but I would be in the minority!!

[LoftyLottie]

I am no fan either of Mrs Beckham. But she does have one good thing going for her - an absolutely gorgeous hubby, who is improving with age!! ;o)

[Duncer]

A straw pole where Duncer?

As I said, in work.

Radiohead are hardly a minority band, but they were unavailable, having diappeared up their own ar$eholes shortly after OK Computer. I used to be a huge fan.

[Duncer]

And sadly, you are probably right.