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Lights Out
A wife comes home and turns on the lights. They flicker.
“Honey,” she asks, “can you fix this light switch?” The husband replies, “What do I look like, an electrician?”
The husband then goes to the pub, and when he returns home the lights are working fine. “Who fixed it?” he asks his wife.
The wife replies, “I asked the neighbour, and he said he’d do it for either a session of passionate love making or a freshly baked cake.”
The husband asks, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
The wife calmly answers, “Who do I look like, f***ng Delia Smith ?
“Honey,” she asks, “can you fix this light switch?” The husband replies, “What do I look like, an electrician?”
The husband then goes to the pub, and when he returns home the lights are working fine. “Who fixed it?” he asks his wife.
The wife replies, “I asked the neighbour, and he said he’d do it for either a session of passionate love making or a freshly baked cake.”
The husband asks, “Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?”
The wife calmly answers, “Who do I look like, f***ng Delia Smith ?
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