Just for fun - AB Dating Game

[mrs_overall]

Pretend to be another AB'er who has joined a dating agency and let's see if we can guess who the AB'er is. I'll start the ball rolling.

Female, divorced, small but perfectly formed with own wetroom and gin supply seeks gentleman with own tonic factory/lemon farm.

Guess who it is and have a go.

[tinkerbell23]

Hehehe i liked this x

[abstibus]

Man with own farm seeks female with tractor. Please send photograph of tractor.

[gness]

Cockerill with own hen-house seeks chick with good supply of uncooked leftover vegetables.

[gness]

Well traveled lady with large odd sock collection would like to meet one legged man with good supply of replacement hamsters.

[gness]

Mother and daughter would like to meet father and son. Hobbies must include sitting together on sofa chatting about bathroom cleaning via a forum.

[sunny-dave]

Mrs Keyboard seeks member of Green Party ...

[tonyav]

Lady of Irish origin, keen DIYer, loves the odd pint of Guinness and has also recently found a new interest ( car maintenance ). Would like to meet a gentleman with similar interests ( preferably a Para medic ).

[gness]

Nice one Tony. :-) x

[tonyav]

Well you never know, gness. x

[gness]

Newly retired bird watcher would like to meet wizard with large wand.

[gness]

If you guessed it was me would you be daft enough to reply Tony?

[albaqwerty]

Plumber with penchant for rubber and coin-operated machines seeks like-minded individual.



LOL Dave. ☺

[tonyav]

Oi alba.
Yes of course I would, gness. x

[gness]

Jeez but you`re a brave man Tony. x

[tonyav]

I like a challenge, gness.

[gness]

We guessed that when you attempted to obtain condoms without paying. :-)

[tonyav]

LOL.