Another groan

[marval]

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles.

She walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies,
"Well, there, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger."

The owner replies, "Well, let's see... Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury! We have a couple on the lot. What colour do you prefer?"

The lady has some trouble explaining the exact colour to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips it down and says, "I want this colour please."

To which Nathan replies, "Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in this colour. Could I show you a nice blue one?"

"No thank you, I want this colour."

"But ma'am, they didn't make that colour! Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?" says the owner, obviously worried about losing a sale.

By this time, the old lady gets mad, and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the car lot.

One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.

The secretary replies, "Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn!"

[Tubbycoates]

Yet another very unfunny joke. Why do you bother Marvel?

[marval]

Why do I bother? just because you don't find it funy does not mean someone else doesn't. Can I suggest you stop looking at my jokes, as they seem to be the only ones you reply to, especially as you do not find them funny.

[Tubbycoates]

A joke is something you laugh at. As you yourself have put as the title to this, it is a groan.

[tenrec]

Well done Marval.
Take no notice of acid comments. Most of your jokes are damn good.
You brighten up my day every day!

[Kiki-frog]

Ouch, that was really painful, marval!

[Kiki-frog]

.... but keep posting them, no one's obliged to read them

[marval]

Thanks folks

[THEMOTLEY1]

Made me chuckle.

[bluebirdino]

keep at it marval . if people dont like them they dont have to
read them !

[starone]

Someone has no sense of humour. I thought it was very funny marval. Keep posting. Hope he doesn't read some of mine!

[JonnyBoy12]

A very 'corny' but funny joke. Keep them coming, marval; some of us here have a sense of humour!