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murraymints | 12:39 Sat 18th Aug 2012 | ChatterBank
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Born to Latvian semen..and Grimsby fishwife circa 1942..after a long and arduous childhood mainly self educated behind the seafront chippies and the occasional foray into the Catholic Sisters school for the wayward and unwanted urchins..Eugenie sought refuge in the Palais de Dance many a cold Friday and Saturday evening..with her best lippie and whatever could be made up from the brocade curtains found strewn after the last air raid..nylon seam drawn in with burnt charcoal in order to make sexy..she did the fandango with Bertie Overall..and amongst the fish gut and discarded rubber and papers a love story was born...eloped to Answerbank under the viaduct next-sea and was wed with Lofty Lottie and AOG as sole witnesses, a truly blessed union.Opened a hostelery offering bed and Breakfast to the lost and the lonely ..for a small consideration...and dedicated her life in a benevolant manner to anyone who needed her words of wisdom..such wisdom acquired on a need to know basis over these long long..wanton... years. Made many friends on the way..some met whilst awaiting consultation in Dr Sqads waiting room...the pills did no good and the scars both physical and emotional are still being dealt with as outpatient with the good tinkerbell in attendance.bore little overalls who are still in counselling but..further incidence of childbirth were fortunately avoided by the good fortune of a chance encounter with Antoine..purveyor and filler of condom machines and keeper of goats..She amuses herself to this day by attending mud wrestling competitions where she excels... trained by a very handsome ex lady wrestler..and can often be found with her nose pressed up against the window of a soon to open shop..think she wants a job...we have yet to learn the nature of this business..but could the carrier bag brimming with marigolds and and condom packets be a clue ?.......
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LL ..don't go all coy on us !!lol...
Match made in heaven. You obviously have fitted us into the same catagory! AOG was wearing grey flannels rolled up, a white shirt and tie and a knotted hankie on his head and I had my best crimpelene 'frock' on and Norah Batty stockings!! I remember t well.
Hi Tony. You well................so far? x
loads of evils laughs here!!!! Excellent Murray.
It was nice knowing you xx

I do have a little ditty if you wouldn't mind?
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Albs ditty away !!!..that sounds rude ...
Murrray, fired it up under Save Me :-D

I'll take the flak for that!!
This is all lies! Well, some of it.
I must point out my mother was born in 1942, not me.
As for the rest of it....I am seeking legal advice
Murray, don't forget I haven't done your story yet

<<<<evil snigger>>>>>
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I consulted Debretts and the local Wi for this bio Mrs O...assured of my authentic sources... and ..I am now in Rio..so there !!!
i'm sure you have something memorable for murraymints. mrs_o
let me guess, murraymints.

you come from german ancestry -- and you've gone to Rio to claim your seat in the 2016 olympic stadium by placing a towel on it.
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Ja wohl !!
Ther are some brave souls about on AB today, very good Murray
nderful. so true to life. you must have been earwigging t'other day when mrs o ans i were exchanging confidences in the pie and mash.

you will get your reward.
even wonderful
I always thought mrs.o was older than me.........thanks murray.
I just love these stories thank you murray keep up the good work.
excellent Murray...at least you can handle yourself (being an ex female
all-in wrestler)of the highest calibre..when mrs_o comes at you with the
cattle-prod!!! x
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chi chi..she can't reach me in Rio....

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