Wanted!

[carrust]

A cricket box, pair of cricket pads, some Kevlar body armour & a crash helmet.

Reason: As my partner was leaving the house I called her by ex wife's name.

I think I'm going to need the above when she gets back:-(((((((((

[carrust]

I forgot to mention the grovelling tony.

[tonyav]

Mmmm, thats more like it, didn't think it would be quite easy. lol

[albaqwerty]

.A bunch of leg-openers did the trick

me eyes are watering at the thought

[carrust]

In my younger days Mateus Rose was called a bottle of leg-opener....That would make your eyes water alba. :-)

[craft1948]

You see you should plan ahead....................all the Mr Crafts had the same christian name.

[carrust]

There's been more than 1 craft LOL