How scary is this?

[gness]

I have just been offered a job as a chauffeuse!

[Tilly2]

Where will you be taking him, gness? We all need to know.

[TOWIE]

here is my favourite guy, right on cue hahaha - now be kind to me Redman..........this did happen a long time ago when I was a novice driver........I now find bigger gaps to park in.......(;o)

[gness]

Didn`t notice make of his car but it was grey. Bollards are a problem with double vision. I go for the darker ones. Reversing between white lines is fine as I have a choice of four.

[TOWIE]

gness - we would make a great team......(:o)

[cupid04]

gness cant drive herself cos of all the guinness, lol!

[gness]

Don`t know Tilly. Just to the pub and back daily he said. Suits me.
Great idea Redman. Man in back seat and me and Towie in front in our little uniforms. This gets better!!!!

[gness]

Cupid!!! the Guinness steadies the tremor and the twitch in the right eye. x

[Psybbo]

It's the twinkle in the eye he should worry about!

[Tilly2]

Don't commit yourself to a daily ................commitment.

[lady-janine]

lol. al queda i presume will be your employers.

[gness]

I fancy the Mafia myself LadyJ. Was once accidentally visited in hospital by a Mafia guy from Las Vegas.

[lady-janine]

mafia wouldn't want you writing off cars. al q use cars mostly for that.

[gness]

Then I am more suited to AL Q. I`m afraid. :-(

[parkie]

I don't suppose he owns any cats does he gness?

[gness]

And a bristly brush Parkdale? :-))

[jaberwocky]

wish someone would offer me a job as a male escort.

[Wharton]

Never drink and drive, you spill it going round corners (ok, you can all yawn).

[askyourgran]

I bet he really wants a getaway driver gness, ask him if he supplies the balaclavas.

[gness]

That would be my luck AYG. An uncle once asked me to drive him from club to club in London when I was visiting.
He came out of each with a bag.......protection money I later discovered.