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AROUND THE HOUSE
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Things found around the house in a story……..
I’ll start……..
Are you losing weight? you’re going down the DRAIN.
I hope you can CUSHION the fall. Or are you up the SPOUT,
with a bun in the OVEN? well don’t shout it from the ROOFTOPS.
You are the LIGHT of my life. I am buying a computer, (put it on my SLATE will you), apparently it is WIRELESS me old CHINA. Anyway, CLOCK this, we were watching
Titanic, (which was a SINKing ship), when I decided to do a TAP dance with Fred from next door. “I am the Lord of the dance, SETTEE”, but I don’t believe him, I’m no MUG.
I’m sure he has a GLASS eye. WATCH it Fred, or I’ll LAMP you one, then it will be
CURTAINS for you and I’ll throw in the TOWEL, so don’t try and soft SOAP me.
I went with Fred into the garden, I said you can read this and BOLT, but don’t FENCE those stolen goods, or GRASS me up, just SHED your clothes and come on, baby, LIGHT my FIRE.
We then went to the local club. Are you going to CHAIR this meeting?
as I think you are BASKET case and you have a LADDER in your tights. Now don’t NEEDLE me, you’re not SPONGE-ing off me, or giving me a load of FLANNEL.
I am not a DOORMAT. Hey your face is a PICTURE, but I’ll SHELVE it for now as I am going away on holiday, and I shall be sailing on the water, like a CUP AND SAUCER, so goodbye, and if I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through the WINDOW.
I’ll start……..
Are you losing weight? you’re going down the DRAIN.
I hope you can CUSHION the fall. Or are you up the SPOUT,
with a bun in the OVEN? well don’t shout it from the ROOFTOPS.
You are the LIGHT of my life. I am buying a computer, (put it on my SLATE will you), apparently it is WIRELESS me old CHINA. Anyway, CLOCK this, we were watching
Titanic, (which was a SINKing ship), when I decided to do a TAP dance with Fred from next door. “I am the Lord of the dance, SETTEE”, but I don’t believe him, I’m no MUG.
I’m sure he has a GLASS eye. WATCH it Fred, or I’ll LAMP you one, then it will be
CURTAINS for you and I’ll throw in the TOWEL, so don’t try and soft SOAP me.
I went with Fred into the garden, I said you can read this and BOLT, but don’t FENCE those stolen goods, or GRASS me up, just SHED your clothes and come on, baby, LIGHT my FIRE.
We then went to the local club. Are you going to CHAIR this meeting?
as I think you are BASKET case and you have a LADDER in your tights. Now don’t NEEDLE me, you’re not SPONGE-ing off me, or giving me a load of FLANNEL.
I am not a DOORMAT. Hey your face is a PICTURE, but I’ll SHELVE it for now as I am going away on holiday, and I shall be sailing on the water, like a CUP AND SAUCER, so goodbye, and if I don’t see you through the week, I’ll see you through the WINDOW.
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