Note to self .....

[Traci66]

Always, always was hands thoroughly after handling fresh chillies ........ Especially before offering hubby a bit of afternoon fun.




Oops.

[mazie]

"Spice up Your Life" as the song goes

p.s. lol

[firewatch]

Ouch!!!!

[cupid04]

Afternoon delight ay, I'm jealous!

[Bazile]

What -so early in the day !!?

Is the sun over the yard arm yet ?

[TOWIE]

wear latex gloves .... for handling the chillies, not for handling his love length, you understand.....(:o(

[Traci66]

Somewhere in the works it is bazille.

[craft1948]

pmsl @ "love length"......................

[gness]

Goodness gracious...great balls of fire!
Won`t say my first thought..............;-0

[DTCwordfan]

By the inch or the foot, traci?

[cupid04]

You could say he's DEFINITELY HOT!!!!

[Tilly2]

Were they granny's bonnets?

[carrust]

I once put Fiery Jack in my rugby team mates underpants. You should have seen them hop around in the bar afterwards:-)

[guilliebrougues]

Or were they uncle joe's mint balls

[DTCwordfan]

Just said on gness's thread that I had a (school)mate who put Colgate toothpaste on his J-Thomas and he was unhappily launched to another planet.

[DTCwordfan]

There are things in this world
that bring tears to mens eyes,
traci's red chili peppers growing wild
as for the length - what a hell of surprise.

Come on brave AB ladies take one bite
taste the fire then smack your succulent lips,
show us macho guys you can handle a few
with a sexy shaking of your waists and hips,

Show us men that they may look sexily funny
but their form suits you damn well,
these chili willies or penis chilis
are only grown way down in AB hell.

So eat a few, touch us up, then give us spicy pleasure
say size really doesn't even matter,
for these pornographic chili peppers
look outright wilted on a Mr T dinner platter!

[Traci66]

Excellent DT.

[gness]

You also thought the same as me DT. :-)

Lip-smacking good.

[starone]

DT you are a definite choice for Poet Laureate. I think you could make a poem out of anything.

[DTCwordfan]

I'll stick to here, starbuckone - I can be more "naughty" so to speak!

[Duncer]

Just as well it wasn't the other way round????