I went into the pub this afternoon for a quiet pint and a young guy came in at a great hurry and ordered two double whiskies. No sooner had the barman set them up but the young man downed them and ordered two more. Intrigued, I watched the barman pour them and, again, he knocked them back with great relish. As sson as he had done so he ordered an other two and disposed of them in the same fashion.
"Are we celebrating something sir?" I asked him
"Yes mate" he replied, "my first blow job".
"Good stuff" I said, "have one on me"
"Thanks anyway" he responded, "but the taste is away now".
young man returs home to announce to his father that he has finally lost his virginity.
father is very proud and invites son to sit down and relate all the details.
son declines to sit as his backside is still tender.