Can I have a beer...

[Jemisa]

A five year old boy and his grandpa are sitting on the front porch together, when gramps pulls a beer out of his cooler. The little boy asks: 'Can I have a beer Grandpa?'
Grandpa replies: 'Can your *** touch your ass?' The little boy answered : 'No Grandpa. It's just a little ***'.Gramps says: 'Well then, you're not man enough to have a beer'.
A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asks: 'Can I have a cigar Grandpa?'
Once again, Grandpa asks: 'Can your *** touch your ass?' Once again the little boy replies, 'No, it's too little'. Gramps replies, 'Then you're not man enough to have a cigar'.
A little later the little boy comes out of the house with milk and some cookies. Grandpa asks, 'Hey there young feller, can I have a cookie?' The boy asks, 'Can your *** touch your ass?' Laughing, Gramps replies, 'Hell yes, my *** can touch my ass'.
The little boy replies, 'Then go fu*k yourself'. Grandma made these for me'.



(from my yankie pal)

[tonyav]

LOL.

[starone]

tee-hee - very good jem.

[Buenchico]

I am, of course, far too pure, sweet and innocent to understand that joke - but I still laughed!