I was in the garden and heard a cat meowing, my neighbour had heard it a couple of days before. It was somewhere under the lleylandii bushes at the end of our back gardens. I saw it's eyes and went to see what was wrong. It was a beautiful cream fluffy cat with green eyes, I lifted it up and its bottom half was completely flat.......... I mean pancake from sort-of...
I agree with Erin in that I don't find the 'c' word offensive in the slightest. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that it's one of my favourite things...
So.....if I lace into my thumb with a claw hammer and screw up my face I will become sane????
Mind you...I don`t think I would be stuck for a few choice words of expression.
We should really make an effort with casual swearing. Too many friends repeat themselves when letting fly. One should never do this with so much really bed language to chose from.
The F word is one of the few that can be used for every part of speech ... consider this perfectly understandable sentence describing how an object is completely broken :