Can you help?......

[ELVIS68]

****MISSING*****

Lost cat, light brown fur, long thin tail.

Last seen in the Essex area.

Answers to 'Leo'

[Georgiesmum]

Where about in Essex ELVIS68? Essex is a huge area. Hope you find him soon x

[tonyav]

LOL.

[sunny-dave]

http://oi50.tinypic.com/2v19cna.jpg

[cupid04]

Have you tried shouting 'PUSSY?'

[tonyav]

I did once cupid, but I got arrested.

[wolf63]

I saw the photograph online and it didn't look remotely like a lion.

I hope that it was a genuine mistake and not some publicity mad morons.

SD - love the sign. I have no idea how big a lion is but my avatar gentleman is 5.31kg. Subtle size difference!

[NoMercy]

I just ROARED with laughter.

[DTCwordfan]

really is the cats whiskers, this one.

why dont they release a few of these in Clacton: http://static.guim.co...pictures-Lyon-010.jpg

[marval]

Wre you feline funny when you posted this?

[Georgiesmum]

Oh, i fell in that one! I thought you really had lost a cat, not talking about the so-called lion supposedly on the loose in St Osyth.

[mccfluff]

i'll bet you those who "saw" it are still adamant it was a lion.

[mccfluff]

http://www.dailymail....mystery-predator.html

"Owner says he's the only 'big gingery thing around there'

so chris evans lives no-where near then?

[ELVIS68]

Fluff, I'm not convinced it was a ginger cat people saw, they'd have been quite a distance away and the scale of a cat against a lion would be fairly obvious.

Also the news reporter who added "the witnesses claimed they hadn't been drinking"...What???....I've been pissed a few times and never spotted any lions

[maggiebee]

Understand Elvis - seen many pink elephants but never a lion.

[Baldric]

http://www.dailymail....ssex-Good-luck-hunt-- Hilarious-Twitter-comments-pictures-police-se
arch-lion-loose.html


worth a look if it works

[Baldric]

It didnt.........sod it!

[Baldric]

http://www.dailymail....earch-lion-loose.html

final attempt!

[wolf63]

Has anybody seen young Larry from Downing Street lately - maybe he is off for a wander.

[ELVIS68]

Saw this joke yesterday......


I was watching this Essex bird root through her clothes for something suitably slutty today, I turned to her and said "well we've got the witch and the wardrobe, all we need now is a....well feck me."