Breaking news

[Duncer]

The NASA rover vehicle from Mars completed it's mission earlier than expected and returned to earth today, crash landing in the English countryside on top of an escaped lion.

Yes indeed folks, Curiosity killed the cat.

[jno]

isn't there a Bad Jokes section around here somewhere?

[anneasquith]

excellent :)

[albaqwerty]

LOL, I like it Duncer.

[tonyav]

lol.

[Duncer]

It is quite dreadful, as jno said, but in a good way.

[sunny-dave]

How did the 'mars rover' get from its sandpit in New Mexico to Essex ?

[parkie]

That's a good point dave. It was Mars barred from leaving Mexico.