Ugly

[joeluke]

Tom Thumb, Cinderella and Quasimodo are sitting down having a chat discussing world records.

Tom Thumb says "I bet I am the smallest person in the world".
Cinderella loving herself with the mirror still in her hand says "I bet I am the prettiest girl in the world".
Quasimodo grateful that he might finally be somebody says "I bet I am the ugliest person in the world".

So after a few drinks they decide to go and check it out and visit the world record museum.

Tom Thumb goes in first and after a few minutes comes out, big smile on his face and says " yes, I am the smallest person in the world".
Cinderella goes in next, after ten minutes she comes out proud and reveals " see I told you I am the prettiest girl in the world".
Quasimodo then goes in and a minute later comes out angry and says "who the f**k is Wayne Rooney".

[marval]

lol

[Anngel]

Now, if you had said Shrek instead of Quasimodo.....

[sunny-dave]

Oh no - I just laughed at a joeluke joke - quick nurse, the screens ...

[Jemisa]

Yes, I've heard it before but with'SHREK' not Q (It suits him better)

jem.