fan-bl**dy-tastic

[2sp_]

Hanging out the washing. Skidded on the world's biggest dog poop. Landed on my bum in said dog poop.

Have had shower, stopped gagging and very narked...

(Now, stop laughing and give me some sympathy.)

[2sp_]

Glad I'm not alone, petal!

[2sp_]

Mr P has found and cleaned my shoes - bless him. Also de-turded the garden. He's no a bad soul.

[Barmaid]

Can I borrow Mr SP?! I had to de-turd the study and it was a runny one...... :(

[2sp_]

Why are all the sneaky poops runny? Do they do it on purpose?

[phleb]

nah then, you should have poop scooped it. lol. ahh i really feel for ya, dont fret, the smell will go away soon. lol