baths - why ???

[sunny-dave]

I'm away for a day or two - and the cottage doesn't have a shower - only a (smallish) bath - mainly because the ceilings are too low.

I hate bl**dy baths - they are just not 'fit for purpose' - sitting around in a puddle of your own grot just doesn't seem a sensible way to get clean.

Being so big (oooh matron) it boils down to 'washing by instalments' and a most unsatisfying experience.

I can see the point of relaxing in a big tub after I've had a shower to get clean - especially if I can coax someone to join me - but for routine ablutions I can't wait to get home to my walk-in shower.

< grubby dave >

[sunny-dave]

burly moi, sibton??

I'm still trying to work out

(a) What is a good degree of burlyness

(b) How gness is supposed to know ...

[Mick-Talbot]

I still prefer the sink
.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YiXsuyYa4c

[thenry]

The Romans ?

[NoMercy]

Dave is a man-mountain. He makes me look like a midget... :(

[gness]

Burly.....adj. with a strong, heavy body, sturdy.

Well I didn't pick him up so I can't say how heavy he is, Kiki.
I was driving so he didn't have to pick me up off the pub floor. Seems quite strong. The barman`s balls didn`t pose a problem.
He seems fairly sturdy....didn't fall over or anything.

He's flipping tall though.

[gness]

Where did kiki sneak in? My mind is far away today. :-(

[Mosaic]

they have both tiny baths AND sumo wrestlers in Japan, and nobody moans.

[seadogg]

Being blessed with self cleaning skin I rarely need the bath tho' love swimming underwater.

[sunny-dave]

Small but perfectly formed NoM ... :)

[Psybbo]

mmmmm the showered biker appeals

[Psybbo]

But not if gness has used and abused him

[carrust]

Can't get a bath long enough to fit me:-(

[gness]

Dave left unharmed and in one piece Sib. I think keeping the helmet and biker gear on during lunch was a bit much though. x

[BlueToffee]

Only 2 baths in the last 3 years, the last one was in a double jaccuzi bath with Mrs BT in February, the previous one 3 and a half years ago in a communal bath when I was lucky enough to visit Japan!

[Psybbo]

gness, thank you but why did he escape?

[gness]

Dave's tall.... I'm not and, knowing me from AB, he came prepared and on his guard.

[NoMercy]

Why thank you, Dave. ;)

[JonnyBoy12]

Go to a local public swimming pool and then use the showers there.

I did not know that you were amply proportioned, sunny-dave!

[sunny-dave]

I try to hide my light under a bushel, Johnny, but can't always find a big enough bushel ...

[mrs_overall]

JonnyBoy - he is so amply proportioned that the said ample proportions have their own postcode