50 Shades of Breakfast

[sunny-dave]

"leakage from my crumpets" ... as seen elsewhere, provoked an idle thought about the basically filthy innuendo possibilities of breakfast language.

Lick my sticky jam-spoon anyone ... ?

Dip your Soldier in my runny egg ... ?


< this could be my first 'pulled thread', so go steady chaps ... >

[emmie]

do you kumquat here often.

[gness]

Well, your cheeks would certainly be radiant after the antics you suggested, DT. :-)

[flump1]

"How do you like your eggs in the morning " ?
" fertilised "

[EcclesCake]

I am belatedly blushing to discover I received the 'Best Answer' accolade.

I'd like to thank my parents. my coach, the lady next door, the guy who gives me a copy of Metro each morning, etc.......

[sunny-dave]

I'm not sure you'd like to explain the finer details of your answer to all of the people you mention ... ;+)

[boxtops]

A guy gives you a Metro, eccles? wow - I pick up other people's on the train...

[EcclesCake]

He even irons it Boxtops, it stops the print rubbing off on my silk negligee.....