Went with friends to see the Ladyboys of Bangkok last night. First time of seeing for one "older" friend. I told her before went in the no matter what she saw, just to keep in mind that it was men only on stage. Hilarious night as she kept elbowing me and saying "well that's definitely not a man." 10/10 for entertainment value.
I unknowingly went out with one of the ladyboys a few years back and, lying in bed having a post coital cigarette, she was playing with my testicles for what seemed like ages.
"You like them, don't you?" I said, feeling quite pleased with myself.