David Beckham...

[Jemisa]

~~~~~~~ when not playing football that day, decides to go horse riding.Although he has no previous experience, he skillfully mounts the horse and appears in complete control as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.Victoria watches him admiringly.After a while, David becomes a little too casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. He panics and grabs the horse round it"s neck and calls for it to stop.Victoria screams and shouts for someone to help.David slips completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground because he is still clutching the horse"s neck.David decides his best chance is to leap away, but his foot becomes entangled in the stirrup.David"s head is now banging along the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is really starting to panic now, and screams at the top of her voice.

Hearing her screams, one of the supermarket security guards comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

[craft1948]

I wouldn't mind being thrown across his pommel.................

[marval]

HaHa

[giveup]

Me too craft

[Psybbo]

oh dear!

[Jemisa]

Craft, you know what the doctor said "Take things in moderation....

jem

[craft1948]

That was just gin Jem.......he said sex was fine.

[Psybbo]

How did he know, craft?

[craft1948]

Well he's never complained..............

[rojash]

This is just too far-fetched.
Victoria wouldn't scream, she just pout very loudly.

[Bazile]

I wonder if Victoria has got any spare Range Rovers , she could let me have - freebie of course - i'll pay the P & P

[joggerjayne]

I'll tell you who gives children a bad name these days.







Posh and Becks

[starone]

Tee-hee to joke and the answers are funny too.

[mrs.chappie]

That's made me chuckle. Another one of Jem's gems. :o)

[Jemisa]

Great answers folks. I'd like to put you all forward for a 'Best Answer' :)

Jem.