I tell lies

[Hopkirk]

Regularly on t'internet, I tick the box which says I have read the terms and conditions.

If Jesus were alive today, would he do the same?

[Kiki-frog]

If he had any sense, yes. I don't think I have ever read terms and conditions.

[sir.prize]

Oh my God!

[2sp_]

Yes. Even someone who is guaranteed an afterlife doesn't have the time/patience to read all that rubbish.

[mccfluff]

i regularly tell lies about how much cake i eat

ooo i feel better now

[Kiki-frog]

That's it, we're all going to burn! We're doomed, I tell you, doomed

[parkie]

Read 'em? He probably wrote 'em.