Talking Of Badgers ...

[ttfn]

Brock paid a visit last night and dug no fewer than 13 bloody holes in the front lawn. Looked a real mess this morning. Never mind - nature is wonderful ;)

[moonraker558]

On my way TT to patch up and trim yer lawn.

[ttfn]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Just so bloody grateful he is trimming my lawn and not my ....

Talking of which, I am bushed.

Sweet dreams Moony ♥

[craft1948]

Shoot the bugger (not Moony)

[ttfn]

With what, craft?

Knicker elastic and a pebble?

How much is a .22 ?

[dotty.]

about £40 ttfn,

[dotty.]

I was closing the curtains late last night and there was this huge animal sitting in the front garden looking at me! It was a fox I think but it just sat there! didn't budge, at the time I turned around and said, there's one of those essex cats in the garden, the OH said 'I'll get me gun', I said hang on , no it's a fox I think, he said. Oh well ask it how Mr Derek is.'

[craft1948]

Knicker elastic would do the job.................

[ttfn]

Boom boom, dotty :)

I have let my garden go to a family of foxes- I love them. Feed them dog food. They are so grateful. There used to be a large family living in a huge garden just 75 yards from my house, but some git reported them to the council and they were all culled :( Since the introduction of wheelie bins the foxes have a job to manage and are grateful for the odd KFC box discarded with contents. Hence the dog food I still buy (though my last pet parted company some 3 years ago).

[ttfn]

craft - what I am supposed to do after parting company with the knicker elastic?????????

[craft1948]

Ring Moony?

[sunny-dave]

thudddd :+)

[ttfn]

Ring or wring, craft?

Dave - behave!

[moonraker558]

She won't be needing any knicker elastic craft.

[mike11111]

There was an almost identical OP to this one posted on a site which shall remain nameless the same day. The only difference was that there was a bit in the middle which was less than sympathetic to Mr. Brock.

[ttfn]

Moony, you cheeky bugger.

Tell you what, just lend me a pair of (clean) braces ;)

<can't find industrial strength knicker elastic on eBay/Amazon>

[mrs.chappie]

Speaking of foxes, I recently saw the strangest sight in a hotel - a stuffed fox, stood on its back legs, stood on a chair at the bar, dressed in a red fox-hunter's jacket and trousers, holding a bugle to its mouth.

It really was quite weird. It was a 'hunting shooting fishing' establishment, with many stuffed animals around the place, but the fox dressed as a hunter was, I felt, a bit much. It was horrible.

(I hadn't been on the magic mushrooms or waccy baccy, honest). :o)