Honeymoon.

[cupid04]

A couple on honeymoon arrive at their hotel room and begin undressing. When the bridegroom removes his socks, his wife asks: 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled!'I had tolio as a child', he answers sadly.
'You mean Polio?' she asks. 'No tolio, the disease only affected my toes.'
Next the groom takes off his trousers and his bride asks: 'What's wrong with
your knees? They are all lumpy!' 'As a child I had kneasles, he explains even
more sadly. 'Don't you mean measles?' she asks him. 'No, kneasles, it only
affected my knees. Finally the husband removes his underpants. 'Don't tell
me,' his wife sighs. 'Was it smallcox?'

[owdhamer]

Paxman on the first nightof his honymoon is in the bathroom getting ready when his wife shouts show us yer willy so he sticks the end inch out,is that it she asks, no its your starter for ten.

[cupid04]

Lol, owdhamer that's better than mine!

[askyourgran]

Lol owd, that was slightly better than the OP, sorry cupid. :p)

[boxtops]

Slightly unfortunate timing, owdhamer - it's funny, but Jeremy Paxman's wife has just died of cancer at a very young age.

[fabsec54]

She hasn't as far as I know, that was another presenter's wife who died of lung cancer.

[Quizmonkey]

People don't know the difference between Paxman and Peston??

[Mamyalynne]

Always best to check facts before commenting Boxy.

[Jemisa]

Cupid, I like that 8/10

owd, 9/10 (Why don't you post em yourself owd?)

jem

[owdhamer]

A lot of my jokes are like myself,old and tired,when i first heard it it was Bamber whatsisname