'You know that girl who lives next door
to us?' Adam says to his flatmate. 'I wish
she'd get her boyfriend to move in with her.'
'Why his flatmate asks. 'Well' Adam explains,
'she's always having phone sex with him till
the early hours, with the speaker on, and it
keeps me awake.' At least if they live together
it'll be all over in five minutes and I'll get some sleep!