A funny thing happened at the wedding .........

[Ann]

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Do you know any amusing wedding day stories?

[Ann]

Parkdale - like the old joke, 3 parts of a wedding service AISLE, ALTAR, HYMN!

[Barmaid]

I once went to a wedding in Bristol. The first part was an iranian service, the second a civil service and the third the knees up. I was only going to the civil bit onwards. On the bus on my way back to the hotel from the hairdressers I received a phone call on my mobile from the bride. This was a bit of a surprise cos she was meant to be halfway through her first ceremony. "I've forgotten the f***** rings, they're in my room in a rucksack, can you go get them and bring them". It must have taken me 20 minutes of begging to get the hotel to let me into her room (which looked like the four horsemen of the apocalypse had partied in there all night - OK, so it was us lot really!) there were about 10 bloody rucksacks.

Eventually I did find the rings and they were safely delivered. Although we were about 2 hours behind schedule by then.

[McMouse]

There was nothing amusing about my first wedding.

[craft1948]

I went to a no-expense spared, totally OTT wedding of a colleague. 2 weeks later she left her husband for his best man.................

[gness]

We arranged to marry in the communal garden of a judge in Canada. When we arrived she had forgotten and gone shopping. No mobiles so a long wait. A mad old lady turned up...we all thought she belonged to the judge...she didn't, she was just a mad old lady who added to the fiasco that should have been the wedding. The florist mixed up the orders that day and my bouquet turned into an arrangement in a bloody great vase. The communal garden was full of female students sunbathing topless. No man at my wedding is photographed looking forwards..they look like a line of meerkats with eyes out on stalks.
When the certificate arrived my name was wrong and OH had married some bloke called Max.
I loved it all. :-)

[BAKERS DOZEN]

My mother's sister had an epileptic fit at the table just as we sat down for the meal. She had not had one for eighteen years and most of the family, me included, did not know she was epileptic but of course my mum knew. She ran over from the top table to help her and my auntie belted her and gave her a great shiner, grabbed hold of the front of my mum's dress and ripped it down to her waist then grabbed hold of mum's watch and ripped it from her wrist cutting it quite badly. My uncle then took her home as she was very upset when she came round and realised what had happened. When the evening guests arrived they were greeted by my mother with a black eye, a stitched and bandaged wrist and a dress held together with safety pins. Looked like a Coronation Street wedding. Priceless.

[Kiki-frog]

At my sister's wedding, the going-away car was decorated with the usual L plates, shaving foam, etc, but when it drove off we noticed that the huge notice my other sister's boyfriend had put on the back read 'JUST MARRED'.

[Ann]

LOL@ these brilliant stories, they had me in stitches!!