Furthermore, getting women drunk and taking advantage of them is very dodgy ground............
No it isn't. this was a scientific experiment. I could tell my physics master the next day that Newton's law of gravity would have to be rewritten as I had demonstrable proof that a bottle of Lambrusco exerted the same downward foce as natural gravity in order to lower flimsy garments. The physics master laughed; my Latin master said, "It's my fault, I should never have let the boy get his hands on the works of Catullus."