Guess this is a B&S Q

[Purple_Popple]

Does the man in your life always wash his hands after visiting the loo after
a pee ? I had this discussion with some guys I work with and they said they did after a No. 2 - but hardly after a pee, this is bad I think as men have to 'handle' their twig and berries so they should wash up after ?

[Duncer]

Twig and berries??

The answer is yes, practically every time. When in work I also wash before I go.

[jno]

I don't think twigs and berries get any dirtier than any other parts of the body.

Old man sees a young man leave the gents without washing, and tells him: "When I was in the army, they taught us always to wash after going to the toilet."

Young man replies: "Well, when I was in the navy, they taught us not to pee on our hands."

[pastafreak]

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[Purple_Popple]

Insightful Pasta ! But yuk !

[mrs_overall]

Me & Mr O once went for a meal in one of those places where the kitchen is open. Mr O went to the loo at the same time as the chef. The chef went in the cubicle and judging by the noises, was having a no. 2. He then left the loos without washing his hands and went straight back to handling food.
We walked out.

[Duncer]

"Old man sees a young man leave the gents without washing, and tells him: "When I was in the army, they taught us always to wash after going to the toilet."

Young man replies: "Well, when I was in the navy, they taught us not to pee on our hands."

When I worked in the UAE my good pal (from fcukin 'ull), was in the Horse & Jockey pub toilet having a slash. A Yank, (he hated Americans and always referred to them as Septics) said "Did your momma not teach you to wash your hands after going to the toilet."

Quick as a flash Rabie said "No, our ma taught us not to piss on our fingers".

I pissed all over mine laughing.

[Leapers]

My boyfriend said that he didn't really wash his hands often after peeing before meeting me but that after he started seeing me he did because he didn't want to get germs on me. Although now I think he rarely does because he's just lazy!

[Duncer]

You could alway suggest he washes his knob instead?

[Kiki-frog]

Twig and berries - not heard that one before - love it! My OH says he washes his hands after a wee, but I've only got his word for it.