I think that's the expression.
Some of you may recall I ordered a spaceship on the internet and got a duck with a dick. My one and only internet purchase.
I can't find a garden pond locally but have found one on the internet. Lord knows how.
I am going to order it! What do you think will arrive.
The pond has arrived. The poor lad who delivered it didn't know what had hit him when he shouted down the garden......."Oi Missus. I've brought your birthing pool!"