Did you know you can have a tattoo on your eyeball?

[ladybirder]

Eeek! Can this be really true (no comments about the DM please)?

http://www.dailymail....?ICO=most_read_module

Imagine finding him burgling your house, I'd die of fright.

[emmie]

vile

[tonyav]

Jaysus, that's one scary looking bloke.

[erin-x]

I've seen people with tattooed eyeballs before... I like guys with tattoos but he just takes the biscuit!! =s

[boxtops]

Good grief, how would any tattooist do that? That's awful.

[TOWIE]

yuk

[ladybirder]

Isn't he awful. How the hell do you tattoo an eyeball? Nooooooooooo.

[weecalf]

was there a musical about this guy?

[boxtops]

don't look if you're squeamish http://www.thesun.co....t-eyeball-tattoo.html

[ladybirder]

I clicked on your link boxy but just couldn't go further. Nobody with a brain would do that to something as precious as your eyes. I'm in shock, I'll have to open a bottle.

[commoner]

You can have an eyeball tattooed on the end of your ..mm..er...well you know where I mean...painfull? ..and gawd only knows what any lady would think faced with the prospect of such a thing.....er ...well... er when making lurve. :-))

[emmie]

i believe that oliver reed the actor had just such a tattoo...

[mike11111]

Talking of tattoos in sensitive places, I liked the one about the guy taking a leak in the pub when he happened to glance at his neighbour's willy, upon which was tattooed the word "shy". Intrigued, he turned to him and said, "I don't think you have anything to be shy about!"

The neighbour turned to him and said, "Actually, it reads "Sheffield Wednesday".

[ladybirder]

Having a tattoo of an eye on the end of your "mm..er" is one thing but a tattoo actually on your eyeball is something else. If I met someone with an eyeball like that I wouldn't be hanging around long enough for him to be showing me his "mm..er".

[jomifl]

I can't see him lasting long if he burgles a house owned by someone with a firearm.

[DTCwordfan]

The indelible, inspirational
laid out hidden written inkling
within an AB poem.
roots fertilised with the miracle grow, view the verses of a valentine.
the copycatting of the method of the copyrighted piece.
the awesome revelation one begins to see.
one must read with an acrostic black eyeball popping out the socket.
and enter into the darkroom of the skull which once held the
mastery of the tortured mind of Edgar Allan Poe
the developer who mused me into tattoetry - The Eye Tattoo?

[jomifl]

Scary stuff DT..