Let's play The Beatles game ! I'll start ....

[thenry]

In Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hour-glass and in his pocket is a ?

[thenry]

I am the eggman !

[thenry]

Hey Jules, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better !!!

[boxtops]

scoo-boop-a doo

[x-ray]

Coo kookie choo

[boxtops]

thenry! Hey Jude, if you don't mind :-)

[thenry]

it was for John's son originally - if you don't mind ! Imagine all the people !

[masma]

I need to laugh when the sun is out....

[mike11111]

This thread is in danger of reminding me just what an evil, dirty-minded, snotty-nosed little git ( in conjuction with others) I was at grammar school in the 60s, where we took a perverse delight in mangling the words of the latest pop songs:

The Applejacks: "Come right back" (defied the laws of physics as we had been taught them)

Sandie Shaw: "Girl don't come! (Frigid bitch)

Gene Pitney: Twenty four hour from A ***!" (Typical Yank).
I hope that you all realise that any attempt by me to interpolate Mark Wynter's "Venus in Blue Jeans", coupled with that of Cliff Richard's "The Young Ones" will lead to my eternal banishment, so must regretfully have to disappoint on this occasion.

[mike11111]

Gene Pitney: Twenty four hour from ASLUT!

That's better!

[thenry]

Mike , as I think John Lennon once said - "Don't Let Me Down !"

[thenry]

O bla di ob bla da life goes on oh...........
la la how the life goes on !

[boxtops]

Lovely Rita meter maid

[thenry]

May I enquire discreetly,
When are you free to take some tea with me ?
RITA !

[MarkRae]

Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on bra

[Wharton]

"They're f*cking weird" - a quote from John Lennon when he first heard The Poets. George Gallagher died recently.

[thenry]

Bang Bang ! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head
Bang Bang ! Maxwell's silver haammer made sure that he was dead !