Mackerel Can Seriously Damage Your Health

[mrs_overall]

I was raking around in the chest freezer, pulled a bag of mackerel out of the way not realising the bag was torn and one of the damn things flew up and smacked me in the eye. Grrrrrr.

[emmie]

you lucky bloke, you look like a very young Alec Guinness..

[DTCwordfan]

Now somebody is talking, time for a Guinness......

[emmie]

could be..

[commoner]

Could just do a pint and get me JAWS round a pork pie....<G>

[craft1948]

Maybe it thought you were a sprat...............

[stewey]

I'm sure that if this dastardly eye-popping incident had thrust itself into the daily life of Agatha Christie, she would have devised a devilishly clever detective thriller in which no red-herrings were involved.

[commoner]

Dolphinately......she haddockeen eye for a good tale...:-))