One for the kids...

[Jemisa]

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”

[excelsior-1]

oh -- groan!!!

[Jemisa]

exc, Told ya.... :)

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee - but I am in my second childhood!

[mike11111]

It makes perfect sense to me - the last woof means "you're getting it tonight"

[owdhamer]

Another for the kids, chicken gioes to library for frog,hands it over, saying book book frog ,readit readit

[Jemisa]

Owd, our 8yr old G/daughter will like that. :)

[owdhamer]

I told it to a workmate years ago who told his kids when he got home.When his wife heard a noise in the middle of the night the kids were acting it out