Soldier who gave birth!

[MissCommando]

I can't believe what the new mother looks like, I thought she was a man!

http://www.dailymail....ji-football-team.html

[craft1948]

Well someone obviously didn't.................

[MissCommando]

lol craft!

[MissCommando]

I don't mean to sound like a bitch but when I saw the pic, I was surprised.

[EvianBaby]

Me too. Especially in the first pic.

[EDDIE51]

Definately a 'Bear Trap' woman
Thats one where you wake up and find she is lying on your arm.
Then you bite your own arm off to escape without waking her up.

[askyourgran]

I wonder who the father is. I hope she doesn't do a Beckham and call it Bastion or suchlike.

[craft1948]

She might suit you Eddie................she could be a small weapons expert.

[EDDIE51]

For those not 'in the know' ugly women come in 3 catgories
One bag woman.... You put a bag over her head before you sh@g her
Two bag woman You put bag over your head as well , in case hers falls off
Bear Trap woman.

[EDDIE51]

No good to me I don't even fire blanks now .

[askyourgran]

Dum Dums Eddie?

[Duncer]

Foly Huck, she's scary.

I'd rather fight her than fcuk her, but I reckon I'd lose.

[ELVIS68]

I think you're all being harsh, she had a good season for Arsenal last season

[craft1948]

She had a great season for the All Blacks..............

[Duncer]

"A face like a bulldog licking p1ss off a nettle" is the phrase that springs to mind.

[tenrec]

"I hope she doesn't do a Beckham and call it Bastion or suchlike."

Suchlike!